I am so tired of all these stories about military spouses whining about their spouse coming home...whine, whine, whine...bitch, you knew he was in the military when you married him or her...you are getting all kinds of benefits from it, and you get the whole bed at night...shut the fuck up and deal. I hope you silly cunts aren't sending your whiny letters to these poor folks who are serving, and thus demoralizing our fighting forces. 'Cunts' goes for both male and female spouses.

Buck up, bitches, at least you are not over there in the shit...you can eat a popsicle and suck down the cold beer he or she would cheerfully kill for. Get tough, get together in groups, hold each other together, and send those cheerful cards and letters to your spouse and tell him how great you are doing and thanking him or her for hanging tough for you and America.

Dammit